Currently Playing Sweat By Nelly see related

According to someone, I need new entries. Well I don't have anything interesting to write. I'm a very boring person.

Okay so before I go on with complaints I wanna thank some people for saving my life. Guys you know who you are, so thank you for uh saving my life. Cai-wag you saved my life when I saw you at the bus because it prevented me from lots of life-breaking situations.

I'm so mad that school is so boring. School is very boring. That's all I can think about in class. I can't even pay attention in class because all I ever think about is "this class is so boring". In my math class I usually look through the garbage can to see if there's like anything interesting in there to keep me awake.

And we need to hire an exterminator. There are bees everywhere in school. They just don't leave the classroom. I can't concentrate with the bees all up in my face. It's trying to crawl up my nose. I hate bees in classrooms. They should go make some honey.

I'm so glad the NHL got locked out. I hope they never get unlocked back in.

I've been in school for like less then a few weeks and I've already had so many tests I don't like this. Evil

Peace out

Currently Playing In This Skin By Jessica Simpson see related

I wanna give a huge shoutout to two parties I've been at lately. Lena's, which was off the hizzle and then Caitlin's, which rocked this bizzle. Both parties were great, you guys rock, uhh food was awesome, Caitlin you really need to eat more, don't count your calaries. I love the way you look. Lena, I love your PS2, we gotta play Soul Caliber 2 sometime. Yeah.. I also wanna give a big shoutout to my mom for being the biggest bitch in the world. And being asian on top of that. That's like.. a shot stripper.. right there, i swear.

What am I doing right now? Watching MTV Vmas, fat joe, he's funny and huge. I can't hear a damn thing, they're bleeping everything out. Yeah Caitlin, fat joe says "Boliqua" as he finishes his song. So maybe it means peace?

Why do the VMA's have commertials? It's an award show... You just don't interupt those. What are the fans supposed to do while a commercial goes on? Is there a sign that goes up, "Everybody you can hold your enthusiam now, the cameras are off"

I'm so tired tonight. I think.. I'm just gonna ennnnnd me entry here. I've had so much work done lately, so stressed out. Caitlin I love you, just wanted you to know that. Peace out Xangie. Jessica Simpson is playing on the VMA's right now.. She looks so ridiculous.

Currently Playing Enema Of The State By blink-182 see related

... I've just been given a free 17 day trial of Xanga premium. What the hell is the difference? And what the hell are all these tools here for? They've got the "paragraph button" going on now. Because pressing enter with my right pinky was just so much harder. As far as I can tell I'd rather move my right hand off the keyboard and click this gothic button with my mouse.

So I wanna thank some more people this fine evening. Thanks to my tennis coaches for fine tuning my sick skills, just kidding I suck. But I wanna thank them for putting up with me. Although Adam did hit my in my balls. My left ball to be more precise. Umm... Thank Caitlin for spending a whole day prettifying herself up even though we didn't really get to see each other. But you see guys, that's why we have our imagination. That's why Tamia did a song called imagination. So you can use it to pretend that you see your significant other.

Thanks to lena for inviting me to her party. Caitlin forced me to go. The conversation went something like this.. "I really think you should go. It'll be cool". Yeah I know that's not too controlling if I type it out, but her tone was just like "Kracker, I'm 'bout to rob you". So I gotta buy something for lena. I wonder what I should get... Damn my friends for having so many birthdays.
Lena I'm gonna devour all your food to get back at you.

Shout outs to my friend Tim who had a birthday recently. We played DDr at his house. He's got 3 pads, he's a fanatic. Why do they call it dance dance revolution? I mean.. dance dance? How about just dance revolution. Is this like the second one of the series? maybe like dance x2 revolution? dance revolution squared? And as addicting as that game is, it has nothing to do with real dancing at all. You basically hop around like a bunny and try to follow the on screen directions. If you've ever seen anyone do it, you'd mistake them for trying to keep their frail balance.

All the little things are what make a relationship work. Besides trust and faithfulness and all that. So I dedicate this post to Blink. Aka Steve Francis

"Yo I just got orders from Fat Joe himself"

We can't let nobody in anymore.

"The club is at maximum capacity"

WHAT!?!?!?!?!

So I found out a couple days ago that Xanga doesn't let you use their search service unless you're a premium member. And of course to be a premium member you gotta pay. "But don't worry, just use the web search. It's a lot easier and cheaper for us xanga people, and it yields more results for yeah" Fo' shizzle it yields more results. I could search SweetSwede and the web'll give me "Buy your swedish fish online right now for just $5.00!" Why don't I just go to the convenience store and steal one?

So we're gonna talk about another one of my friends today, I hope she's my friend. Besides the fact that she's constantly smacking me upside the head, Lena's a great friend. Surprisingly, she's of the asian descent, but that's okay. We all gotta be from some island. This girl knows everything there is to know about math. Period. Pie. And she'll roll off 3.1495820485029. She might even comment this post and correct what I just said. She's also an excellent piano player, when she's not shoving a friend off the seat. She owns a boyfriend that makes out with her like little bunnies in a cave. I hope she doesn't get pregnant anytime soon, that wouldn't be so great.

Okay I'm tired, can't write anymore. Gotta go to tennis camp in a few mins. GOD BLESS FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L.

Supreme size props to Caitlin for being spelling champ of the world and also breathing out a brown paper bag. I think that's really sexy. Props to Lena for letting me make fun of her. Props to her boyfriend for making out with her. Uhh.. Major shoutout to Meghan who said Ibtisam was cute. Meghan, I know it was hard, but I'm glad you did it.

Currently Playing Forever By Puff Daddy see related

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Before I start I wanna give a big shoutout to anybody who decided to read my earlier entries. Boy.. did they suck And another shoutout to the hottest girl in the world. I'm sure you're all familiar with her, Caitlin Rose Wagner. She woke on saturday with a 104 degree flu and then got better within a day.

Damn I hate getting sick. It's the worst, especially in the winter. Now I mean, I don't hate staying home from the school don't get me wrong, I don't like seeing my 70 year old english teacher. I don't think he sees at all, so he definately holds the advantage over me. But my Mom doesn't let me stay home. The worst part of the flu is the runny nose, right? You know what I'm talking about right? When you're feel the boogers running down your nose but you're taking a spanish exam so you can't really get up every ten seconds and grab a tissue. It's all silent in the room, until they hear -sniff sniff, sniff sniff- And that's exactly why I call the flu, you-just-lost-your-friends. So I hate it, and now when I get it, I shove tissues up my nose, true fact.

Has anyone seen the Beatie Boys' new rap video? I'm not sure what it's called, but it's got the Sachewabaca guy in it, looks my Mom on good day after she just shaved. Because I've seen it and wow... These white guys oh man.. Just because new school present day rap is owned entirely by black guys and eminenm, does not mean it's okay for you to go old school on us. I felt stupider after I listened to the song.

So the first person I'm gonna introduce in my xanga is my wife, Caitlin Wagner. I prefer to call her Cai-Wag every so often. She's about 4'11, but she can knock anyone right on their ass. Her favorite colors are green, representing all the trees in the world, and brown, representing all the trees in the world. She likes oldies classical music, I can't say I'm familiar with her music. It's quite mysterious actually, maybe one day I'll solve this puzzle. She knows all about my music, and is against it for the most part because "it's too violent and all they ever talk about is how they got laid by 20 different girls last night" So i try to keep my music locked away from her. So to quickly sum it up, she's a beautiful blonde short model-like girl who's living in 1975, but I love her for that because that is my favorite year.

All right I'm gonna end this entry here, go Puffy. Cai-Wag, this album has the song 'satisfy you' on it, and you should definately listen to it sometime. Super non violent.

"Some inventions that I think are stupid? You know those things on the side of the road where it posts how fast you're going on your car? And people always seem to slow down as they go by them right? Yeah, I thought that was pretty neat until I found this similar gadget ... in my dashboard. Yeah, you know what? When I see one of those along side the road, I don't slow down. In fact I speed up, I try to set the high score, yeah."  -Gary Gulman